Proverbs

ta hala ingahdr bikar shodin ke beshinin chanta masale farsi ro be english tarjome konin? masalan "KHASTE NABASHID" ro tarjome konin "DON'T BE TIRED" :D
yeki az doostaye ma meske kheili bikar shode bood, chandi pish baram ye e-mail zad ke ye seri az in tarjome ha toosh bood! shayad baraye bazia tekrari bashe vali man harbar ke khoondam khandam gereft.

Enjoy!

He looks at me Left Left!
Chap chap negaham mikone!

I die for your height and top!
Ghorboone ghado balat!

Ate my head!
Saramo khord!

He has grown a tail!
Dom dar avorde!

On my eyes!
Be rooyeh cheshmam!

Light up my homework!
Taklife mano roshan kon!

Don't hit yourself into left Ali Street!
khodet ro be kocheye alichap nazan!

To my death?!
marge man ?!

I ate the ground and my father came out!
Khordam zamin, Pedaram dar oomad!

Take away the person that washes your dead body!
Moorde Shooret ro bebaran!

Pull your carpet out of the water!
Geleemet ro as Ab bekesh!

I'll hit you so hard that electricity will pop out of your eyes!
Enghadr seft bezanamet keh bargh az cheshmat bepare!

His/Her donkey passed over the bridge!
Kharesh as pol gozashte!

What kind of dirt should I put on my head?!
Che khaki be saram berizam?!

The neighbor's chicken is a goose!
Morghe hamsaye Ghaze!

Marriage is an uncut watermelon!
Ezdevaj hendooneye naboridast!

Happiness has been hitting you under the belly!
Khooshie zade zire delet!

Don't drop worms!
Kerm nariz!

Cheers;

Men Vs. Women

Women:

A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night.

The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends, and none of them confirms that.

Men:

A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.

So the wife calls 10 of his best friends : 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them !

Conclusion:

Men are better friends !!!!

Provided by: Jiagr Jamkon

What's New? - Yahoo Messenger with Voice

modati ghabl az inke Google Talk biroon biad, in messenger biroon omade bood. Yahoo! Messenger with Voice, jadidtarin Messenger yahoo hastesh ke az ghabliathaye ziadi barkhordare.

az moshakhaste in Messenegr mishe be ina eshare kard:



1- Free worldwide PC-to-PC calls: mitoonin ba estefade az in messenegr + microphone va speaker (ya headset), ba doostanetoon tamas telephoni bargharar konin. ba keifiate ali!

2- Voice Mail and Call History:agar shoma ya doostanetoon az offline hastid, mitoonin vase ham peigham soti bezarin!! ba check kardan Call History, mitoonin hame peigham haye ersali va daryafti ro check konin. hamchenin peighamhaei ke javab nadadin.

3- Drag-&-Drop Photos: mitoonin aksaye morede alaghatoono be rahati bezarin to messenger! be rahati, mirin roye file aks, left clicl ro mizanin va file ro boland mikoni va toye safhe messenegr mizarineh va automatic akse baz mishe va doosteton mitoonin bebine akso.

4- New Emoticons: va akhar az hame, sheklakhaye jadidi dar in messenegr estefade shode. hamchenin graphich sheklakha behtar shode. sheklakhaye jadid ina hastan:

* Call Me
* On The Phone
* At Wits' End
* Wave
* Time Out
* Daydreaming

In Messenger besyar besyar khoobe. tosie mikonam downloadesh konin. dar safhe chat taghirate koocik vali ghabel tavajohi dade shode va meghdari zibatar shode,

Download: Yahoo! Messenger with Voice (373 KB)

Google Talk Now Available !

...Va bad az GMail ke moshty mohkam bar dahane HOTMAIL jenayatkar va YAHOO ghaseb bood, inbar nobate Google Talk hastesh ke hale Yahoo Messenger va MSN Messenger ro begire.



baraye irania haye aziz in messenger karbord monasebi dare, va hamchenin ba tavajoh be internet kheili toope iran(!!!) nasb in barname besyar kam hajm vaghti nemibare (900k). Shoma mitoonin mesle Yahoo! Messenger, as service Available va Invisible ham estefad konin. In barname hamchenin betore mostaghim be account GMail shoma vasl mishe.
Google hamchenin mashghoole mozakerati ba sherkathaye bozorge Yahoo, AOL va Skype hstesh ke bahashoon be tavafoghati berese va hamkar moshtarak rah bendaze.

Download: Google Talk - 900 KB

About time...

jedan sharmande ke 2 mah tamam update nakardam. khob iran boodam (va alanam hastam :-p ) vali khob dastarsi be computer nadashtam ke khoshbakhtane ye laptop joor kardamo ina...

hala begzarim...agha in tehran cheghadr dare khosh migzare behem. chandi pish ba doostan raftim biroon va che eshghi kardim XXXX

to inmodati ke iran boodam, be khodam goftam agha zartosht ajab dine radifie ha! khodaei kameltarine. 3 jomle kotah ke na mishe beshoon ezafe kard va na kam kard. Kerdar Nik, Pendare Nik, Goftare Nik ke be zartoshti mishe Humata, Hukhta, Huvarshta va be english mishe Good Thoughts, Good Words, Good Deeds. albate avalin dini ahstesh ke eb vojood omad fek konam. Va dinie ke MA IRANIA sakhtim.

bahso mazhabi nakonam :D saei mikonam zood be zood update konam. age rafigham axa ro amade kone to blogam uploadeshoon mikonam.

Cheers!

... And we go down...

From Exams to Black Eyed Peas!!

agha in emtehana hamchin yaghe adamo migire ke dige nemitooni jonb bokhori. hanoozma ke hanooze in metehana tamoom nashode. 22 June akharin emtehano midam va omidvaram ke 2 July biam Iran. akh ke delam chaghdr tang shode vase IRAN XXXXX
sharmand ehamatoon ke inghadr dir be dir update mikonam. in emethana tamoom beshe 2brae shoro mikonam :-p
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